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Master Dick, The Pussy Slayer.
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Name: Amelia

Star Sign: Capricorn

Average hours of sleep: 5-6. I don't get enough sleep

Lucky Number: 3

Last thing I googled: how to play A# on ukulele

Favourite fictional character: idk

What are you wearing now?: my pyjamas

When did you start this account?: 1 year ago?? idk when. 

Amount of watchers: 139, i have no idea why

What do you post?: shitty hetalia fanfiction

Do you run anymore blogs?: two classified nerdy tumblr blogs that nobody should ever view 

Do you get a lot of comments?: I get more than i should for my overall badness

Why did you choose this nickname?: What nickname? I mean, I have a lot of nicknames i didn't sign up for. i didnt get to choose any. my most used nickname comes from my babe and its fucking 'polochrist'??? or my mother calls me 'bid'?? or people call me 'da' um, do you mean my DA name?? well, i chose that because i dont like when people talk to me. everyone should just fuck off.

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I'm back???

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Well, this is awkward. We haven't spoken for a long time. How are you? Are you feeling good? I hope my absence hasn't affected you. I would hate that.

I kinda had a mental breakdown and so many dramatic changes have happened, that I've forgotten about DeviantArt. I think I'm ready to come back. This isn't overly exciting. 

So, updates. I want to change some things up around my profile and such. A lot of my older stuff is so cringy I don't want to go back through them ever again. But I'll still keep them up, probably. Just, if you're every reading them don't judge me too harshly. I was younger and certainly more stupid.

It's going to take me some time to get back into writing and I really hate the stress of writing. Please don't demand so much of me. I'll do what I can do. My laptop (some of you may remember my trials with it) is still not working, and I only really felt safe working on it. I'm currently using a relations computer to do all this.

I won't be on that often, but I will try super hard now. I missed all you idiots. 

So, I'll be focusing on doing tags that i need to catch up on and mending relationships. So, this is the end. That's all. 
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Guys, I went to go pee for the first time in School, and I taught I was alone, and I started dancing.....
Turns out I wasn't alone. This girl, named Grendie or something, was standing there. He started to cry. I was all like, "Awh, feck ye, Grend. " Then Grendie was all like, "Don't call me Grend! My uncle used to call me Grend! And, d'ya know what even happened to him? He got one of these," Grendie put her clenched fist in the air, "From the feckin' pope. Pope Francis. The second. But, bai, Frankie isn't the second when it comes to given ya a big punch in d'faccceee." I was all like, "Shit, lad. Sure that's quite the situation ye have dere." I then proceeded to give feckin Grendie a big feckin punch rite in the face, Frankie would be feckin proud, ya big shite hog.
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If you are reading this, you have noticed that I haven't been on here for a while. I have my reasons. First of all, as you probably guessed, my laptop broke. It wouldn't work at all. I had access to the internet on my piece of shit android phone that cost 40 euro from Tescos, but it was incredible slow and useless, so I couldn't go on D.A. I also have been having some major personal problems that I don't wish to talk about.

I will spend the next few days replying to comments, and I will try to upload as soon as I possible can. 

I missed you all <3
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MY LAPTOP CHARGER BROKE ON FRIDAY. MY DAD FIXED IT TODAY. SO, IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD, I AM NOT. THANK YOU.
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