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England x reader I want the new country!


(Country Name) walked over to England.



"Hello? Is this happening?" England asked tilting his head. "'OLD UP. SHE PICKED ENGLAND?" France furiously stood up and took a sharp breath.

"Suck it, Frog Face."





"Okay (Country Name)! This is your room."


(Country Name) walked into the room and sniffed the air.

"This place smells horrible!" England tried not to cry.

The room smelled like Titan arum. England loved titan arum, even though it was nicknamed the Corpse Flower.


"B-But (Country Name)........ titan arum......" (Country Name) scrunched up her nose. "Smells terrible!"


"If you want to live here you'll have to put up with my amazing sense of smell!"
(Country Name) looked down and thought 'Why cruel world?'






"How was your day?" England took a sip of his tea. "It was so fun! Me and my friends-" England shook his head.

"My friends and I."

(Country Name) stared at him like he head nine heads. "Me and my friends-"

"(Country Name)!" England snapped. "That is not proper English! My friends and I!"

(Country Name) yelled  "CORRECT MY ENGLISH ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL CORRECT YOUR BLOODY FACE!"


America happened to walk by when all of this was being yelled.

"Oh dear god! England has rubbed of on (Country Name)!" America put his hand on forehead and dramatically fainted.




"England! England! Tell me a story!" (Country Name) liked when England told her bed times stories. His stories are so long and boring she falls asleep within seconds. "All right, one time my brother Wales-"



(Country Name) gasped. "You call your brother Wales? That's so mean! Calling people fat is not nice!"




England sighed. "That's his name Wales. Not the animals whales." (Country Name) scrunched her nose. "That's really confusing. Tell your brother to get a less confusing name."



"Anybody want a scone?" England asked holding out a plate of scones. Some countries paled and some countries fainted.


"I'll have one!" (Country Name) was now a fully grown country.

America's eyes grew wide. "Y-You don't die when you eat his food?"

(Country Name) signaled for America to come over to her.

"I don't eat them. I put them in the bin when he's not looking."

and with that she threw the scone into the bin beside her.





England's food is horrible and always will be.
So this is really short. I wrote it in like 15 minutes. Iggy likes the worst smelling flower in the world! Isn't that great?

Reader-chan chose England (Laughing) [V3]!
 And France (Crying) [V3] is not happy about it!
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:iconapollosmoon:
Apollosmoon Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Suck it frog face. 

France is NOT happy.
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AOTSnowdrop Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2017
 "CORRECT MY ENGLISH ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL CORRECT YOUR BLOODY FACE!"
when my classmates try to correct me
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SpirtraReaper Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2016  Professional General Artist
I laughed the entire time reading this! XD
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sangstertommeh Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2016
 "CORRECT MY ENGLISH ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL CORRECT YOUR BLOODY FACE!"
me
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BerlinKrausz Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2016  Student General Artist
My British friend said that to our teacher
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:iconhowaboutfuckoff:
howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
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some-little-perv Featured By Owner May 30, 2016
Excoooossss mawa I am Welsh which means I live in Wales and maw country name is bootyful
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howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
ok
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american-otaku-girl Featured By Owner May 10, 2016
Haha poor Wales, i was LMAO with that one! Mio (Laughing) [V2] 
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TheFandomWitch Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2016
 "CORRECT MY ENGLISH ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL CORRECT YOUR BLOODY FACE!"

..Is that an iisuperwomanii reference?

PLEASE TELL ME IT IS.
That's from one of her 'Types of...' videos, but I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE D;
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:iconhowaboutfuckoff:
howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner May 6, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
of course it is
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TheFandomWitch Featured By Owner May 6, 2016
Ahahaha, YUS :D
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Leoandlove Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2016  Student General Artist
I laughed so hard

MOAR NAO
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:iconhowaboutfuckoff:
howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner May 6, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
calm my child
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ccindywolfmills Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016
i want to give author-chan a round-of-applase p.s. this is not sarcasim
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:iconhowaboutfuckoff:
howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner May 6, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
i gladly accept that round-of-applause thank you my dear child
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catmeowing Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Does he have lemon curd? You can never fail making scones when you add lemon curd somewhere. I love scones
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:iconhowaboutfuckoff:
howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Idk, maybe??? 
I don't go around, searching England's kitchen for lemon curd.
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Spritenado Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015
I like scones.
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:iconhowaboutfuckoff:
howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
As do I, just not England's scones. Those are fucking the work of the devil.
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Spritenado Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2015
I would risk eating Iggy's scones.
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ccbelrose Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015  Student Writer
lmao my mom walked in and was like "WTF? Are you being raped?!" i have a very loud laugh... it's a lot like America's
Romano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] England (Laughing) [V3] Hetalia Prussia (Laugh) France Laughing - Evil Inverted 
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SummerGirl003 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2015
Yes. Just put it in the bin when he's not looking.
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howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Truer words have never been spoken.
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Dinky0717 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Poor england he'll just never be a good cook.but at least reader-san
Spared his feelings
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howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Reader-chan is a great person. 10/10
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Victoria-Walker925 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015  Student Writer
"CORRECT MY ENGLISH ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL CORRECT YOUR BLOODY FACE!"
VHAT IZ ZHE VORLD COMING TO ZHESE DAYZ?!
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howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
idk bro
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Victoria-Walker925 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015  Student Writer
lol
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Angel-Loves-Anime Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2015  Student Digital Artist
*covers mouth as I laugh*
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howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for reading, mein friend!
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Pencilrainbow Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015
Im laughing and its 4:00 am .......I hope i dont wake anybody up.
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howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Ha ha, I'm guessing you liked it. Thank you for reading <3
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s1mr4n Featured By Owner Edited Nov 23, 2014
"CORRECT MY ENGLISH ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL CORRECT YOUR BLOODY FACE!" 

HOLY SHEET! I REMEMBER SOME ONE ON YOUTUBE SAYING DATS

aka iisuperwomanii man shes gud

also, big brother's food is very terrible, plz don eat it, Ibrosia said it, its the truth
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howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I LOVE IISUPERWOMANII! XD

Never eat Iggy's food. Ever.
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s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
shes da best, i can relate to whatever she says, cause im part Indian, god, shes rly funny

i agree, never eat big brothers food


NEVER
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:iconhowaboutfuckoff:
howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
EVER!
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
NEVER EVER EVER! 
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:iconhowaboutfuckoff:
howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Evaaaaa
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s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
yea wut she said, never eat his food
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:iconhowaboutfuckoff:
howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
We will never ever ever eat England's food!


Okay, why the fuck am I singing a Taylor Swift song?
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